Mom: What did that little girl say to you?
Daughter: She said... that I'm ugly.
Mom: Well, you tell her that her mom is ugly. And then you punch her in the face, that's what you do. And then I'll go and punch her mom in the face! That's what you do!
From the very excellent Overheard in New York.
Cops Reporter: They want a feature story about this community trick-or-treating event. I’ve got better things to cover on Halloween.
Business Reporter: Like kids getting run over.
Cops Reporter: Let’s hope so.
From the also awesome Overheard in the Newsroom.